tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-631349031191648319.post9110239343816503280..comments2023-06-04T10:15:03.824+01:00Comments on 500 Words: Beach Blanket Blitzkriegdivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12938980502783421961noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-631349031191648319.post-6177851062812186842010-06-27T18:39:41.638+01:002010-06-27T18:39:41.638+01:00Hee hee, Mme! Ah, what tales you could tell if you...Hee hee, Mme! Ah, what tales you could tell if you disguised them as 500 Words stories.<br /><br />As for thinking up and ending like that, I think it comes from being just a little bit twisted.divehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12938980502783421961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-631349031191648319.post-22968643359532010362010-06-27T14:27:39.815+01:002010-06-27T14:27:39.815+01:00How on earth do you manage to conjure up an ending...How on earth do you manage to conjure up an ending like that? Hilarious!<br />Holiday sex ... ah the memories ... I do have one or two photos but for the life of me I can't remember his name.MmeBenauthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14365277537757094040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-631349031191648319.post-4232626882731595372010-06-24T15:13:27.497+01:002010-06-24T15:13:27.497+01:00Vanda: the German naturist was based on a real (an...Vanda: the German naturist was based on a real (and totally gross) experience.<br />Many moons ago, four of us were laying on an otherwise completely empty stretch of Portuguese beach (in our swimming costumes, I hasten to add) when a fat German couple in their late fifties strolled up, bade us "Güten morgen" and proceeded to strip naked and lay right in front of us, legs akimbo.<br />It did indeed put me off bratwürst for life, and a whole lot else besides.<br />We politely suppressed giggles from the boys and gags from the girls and swiftly moved on.<br /><br />Speedos on fat old people may look ludicrous but I wish they'd been wearing them as I have been deprived the joys of German sausages for decades.divehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12938980502783421961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-631349031191648319.post-32090686052879711602010-06-24T14:59:24.574+01:002010-06-24T14:59:24.574+01:00Hahaha! So awesome!! That will make for some inter...Hahaha! So awesome!! That will make for some interesting family dinners. <br /><br />And the German tourists! I bet that they are hairy too. I still thing that au naturel is better for them than speedos. <br /><br />I laughed at this story from start to finish.Vandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467945696376519810noreply@blogger.com